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提早大抢购
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* v# B$ N0 {; m# g( g- W有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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; ]* {. y. ^, U9 H1 `, p* ^太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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, c0 d) ~' k3 r他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。- G: b( o4 O9 z1 Z, }
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在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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很经典噢！！% B# w q; Y$ z- ^+ S
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.. u9 t# [4 t$ c; _
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you% V# |; ~& S9 v
`& R# Y! k4 A5 S9 Qhave committed?" The offender said, "I went# Y* b: V v) @0 F* d% Y Q
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shopping too early during the New Year."' z1 k; F( R0 c' ^& {
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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early did you go shopping?"0 u( s# Z7 Q" ]: t% d
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He answered, "The shop was not yet' S6 Y, w8 Y# Z2 i" e
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