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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
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4 v' ?7 S, k: B! A% b2 y0 f"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.

1 r) C0 r# O% N( U6 D* G( f"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
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"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
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! g6 y2 r! p5 u) g- w2 ^: w皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。
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8 U! I2 o- h6 T; l" n3 S  u“为什么领班会开除你？”朋友诧异地问。
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3 I2 P+ t/ Q9 B“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

. K3 C% M0 c+ ]: W; b% q( F  u& ^“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走？”

“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”