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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 5 p \! Y8 ]$ |$ p0 U" Z* C$ `
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 * C" W4 z* _0 H
one should love animals. They are so tasty. : t6 ^, G2 U8 _6 d! [' g! r/ W
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
/ C% I* e! z3 W6 J( ? 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 " h3 m' g @; n0 e! n
6 W% p" Z1 X; o9 ` Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. n# S$ E' y7 x9 }) N
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) T# @" F0 s4 h6 v( J) d
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Behind every successful man,there is a man.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
* Q, P# [5 h# Y/ |' v 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 . r" D' S4 a3 q. V' m: }" i8 s
/ z' l4 v, Y m" e9 g& t Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not theonly thing in life.
; I& d. C+ R+ v- o/ d, `+ R) {$ ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % r" Y: `1 d% T& Y
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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6 ]0 i0 x6 \5 } Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
6 n. j- B$ h m/ t, G$ J 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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g2 I' s2 t, o& } Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ v- J. p! [# m* g 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 - g& n) J* ~6 r+ k5 {1 P
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. " m+ v9 B1 G5 \# p1 @/ Y# l
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 0 v( J( z: L! X% B( P! }
6 [4 e: S2 ^* U% j+ n9 E" J% E Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. : F+ u- D7 Y% v6 Q6 ]5 @6 N
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。' }; G. ]6 t5 g7 T9 ^
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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1 u9 i: o& Q8 x5 Z0 \* ? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: O# \1 Y) v7 y 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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v/ h/ F7 m( T* ^ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? ' u% V4 P* M+ @% E* L* `
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! # O- `+ g* W. L" a+ T9 H9 p, ] ]
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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1 @; Q; L- V8 t God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 0 U I9 Y+ q# k7 [" h
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
9 ^: D4 q. ^' s: W4 Y( s7 x 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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9 p1 F( |* n, ` A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. - l# ^/ |! w0 }* ]" t' W) ]
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
: t6 B3 T- J9 d0 P The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 1 [6 _* P& T/ w: c1 v
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。 |
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