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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...
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週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...4 r# f+ @7 g1 S( @0 i3 g% `4 l0 ] b
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"% r; s6 W) D, `7 Y) N2 ^
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
& R& G3 n3 E$ s "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
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「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」$ z5 O1 ]) _1 d7 ^
"So why not today? Please!"
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「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」* T; t5 F# h+ r4 u- k3 o
"OK, but listen carefully."0 k0 c2 C$ {: ]* y$ f
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
2 C; M, x. |2 p5 }2 T: i/ U/ y "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.7 U7 }/ O! j" F! j7 P+ {
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，2 e6 F" f$ x( z; T1 L' s
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.
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並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，
: R& [: \6 `0 w! A) f F Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
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那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
$ O. b& h8 x7 X4 P) f3 E When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.! l: b m% G4 S
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，5 b1 X# I+ o' A2 x' ]& l' y( r
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
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因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，+ t+ p: U5 f! @
nine months later we ended up with a virus."% @0 p Y! g- p% h! J# [
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」
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