Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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) r8 I8 o  y7 e( k2 N+ tQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
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2 t$ h, ~8 _0 |Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
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3 O+ `+ {% q1 X9 [( HMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
; }% C/ Z4 D7 C  e# kMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
9 Q4 Z; `# i2 V1 M. zQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
6 r9 H2 n- N- X; Z, gMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......
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# B4 W- l0 g, Q: i" mQuestion: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

2 B( _6 k; K: [( N5 IMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
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1 \9 D/ ?5 g) ]$ dQuestion: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
* ]( m4 b, K2 W* N+ AMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

+ T& j6 v+ u" \$ z/ S, c; xQuestion: How can you say so?
; Y9 C  x& F2 FMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多

czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~