CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
4 m* h7 k6 o; n7 ~2 u) g- h! h02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
4 \* w! a7 _  e# I9 B不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
! |9 d, X# E1 l05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
6 W; E4 [) {: u1 a7 k& H07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
4 D8 V0 R! s) q! S5 ?  E, i& ~  |5 ?08．know is know noknow is noknow
: A( e0 C$ b6 G9 o知之为知之，不知为不知...
* d2 T5 b1 v% f  U' j0 K09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
; L7 H/ }& X, j; v: j+ z& O10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
  Y) r* I$ w* q5 L龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
* |* v; i/ {. M2 i11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
9 I/ k4 D6 E' B' W, G12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
, s& g& T- X( h* L/ _) i13．heart flower angry open
# `" ]) u0 O5 E' A心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
$ }$ [; v, h+ m2 d走过路过，不要错过
) J4 N8 G/ [' D" h4 _15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
, P0 [1 `# ?9 S7 E$ }0 Fif you want life,I have one!
, w1 C3 h) w: y0 |7 Z7 {5 i- v要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
* x' p/ A1 j, s2 r9 }0 A你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
, t) l. S0 b- A9 k( c有多远，死多远！！！！
' I' D7 n( {& u) e20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
, _4 l5 R5 l( }/ \7 R( D给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
, q! d# H. J* u. ^不三不四
0 S1 p" `8 `1 b! f  ]+ b" F22. seven up eight down
+ ]5 d' x( n  k5 Y" S七上八下

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